Alright, so I was playing Call of Duty this morning with my buddy Jack and his phone rings. So he answers it, and apparently on the other end is his ex-girlfriend Leslie. She's goin on about how she misses him and everything, and he was like "Leslie I can't talk to you, I'm busy. But even if I wasn't why would I want to hang out with you? You're a nutcase!" and she's like "Where are you?". Jack is really retarded so he tells her!!! He's like "At Todd's house, why?". I thought I was gonna strangle him!!!!!!!! Leslie had hung up and then like ten minutes later she was at my house!!! I paused the game, went to the living room and saw her at the front door (it was open cuz summer's a bitch) and I was like "Shit! Dude, Leslie's here." and we were playing Call of Duty in my room, Jack opens the window and climbs out! I know this because I went to go get Jack and the window was open and I saw him running through my backyard!!! I yelled after him, "Dude! You're a shitbag!"

So then I was stuck dealing with Leslie! That was the worst hour of my life trying to get her to go home.